T-Rex: Oh crap! Did you forget not to be single this year? Did that just plain slip your mind, champ?
T-Rex: WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE IT'S
T-Rex: VALENTINE'S DAY
T-Rex: AND WE NEED TO BE ALL ABOUT THAT CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED "AFFECTION MORTALS HAVE FOR THINGS THAT LIKE THEM WILL ALSO DIE"
Dromiceiomimus: You mean love? Possessive monogamous romantic love?
T-Rex: All sorts of love! Even NON-possessive NON-monogamous NON-romantic love!
Utahraptor: What's that?
T-Rex: PALS.
T-Rex: Pals have other pals and you don't mind when they pal around - IN FACT, you want them to, because that means more pals for you! And it's not romantic either: it's just pals, man! Let us celebrate PAL LOVE, the exact opposite of what Hallmark wants you to buy.
Utahraptor: Hooray for pals!
Narrator: SOON:
Off panel: "Thank you for being a friend. Travelled down the road and back again. Your heart is true: you're a pal and a confidant." Aww, what a nice card you made, T-Rex!
T-Rex: It's totally plagiarized but the sentiment remains totally real!
