Narrator: WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE
T-Rex: Whoah! Sounds intense!
T-Rex: So let's find out!!
T-Rex: Here we have a dead Dromiceiomimus, who died because she was too smokin' hot and too smokin' brilliant.
Dromiceiomimus: Aw, thanks T-Rex!
T-Rex: But as you can see even though she's dead, she's PRETTY FINE. Whoah, I didn't even mean that in the "fine as in sexy" sense!! That's awesome!
T-Rex: And here is Utahraptor, also a corpse!
Utahraptor: I'm not dead!
T-Rex: As you can see, he denies the fact of his death and walks the earth, a restless spirit, unable to pass into the next realm.
Utahraptor: I'm not a ghost. I eat food!
T-Rex: He is a ghost who eats our food. He doesn't even need to!
T-Rex: What a dick!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: I hope we all learned a lot today
