Narrator: TYPES OF HATS
Narrator: a reference for gentlemen
T-Rex: Alright, let's get the easy ones out of the way first!
T-Rex: Top hats are those ones that are easy to draw!
T-Rex: You've also got bowler hats, which are like round top hats, a little? And then you've got pith helmets, which are um, retro explorer hats I think.
T-Rex: Oh, and those fancy fake white wigs that olde-timey judges wear! They're BASICALLY hats.
Utahraptor: What about the D'Orsay? It's a beaver hat with a curved brim, but not as much as, say, the Wellington.
T-Rex: Whoah!
T-Rex: You - you actually know about hats! You should be doing the talking here. I ran out of ideas after four hats!!
Utahraptor: One of those was a wig.
T-Rex: Man, don't tell me! I know I suck at hats!!
T-Rex: Ever wonder why I go around unhatted with bald head a'gleaming in the sun? It's due to a little thing called, oh, I don't know THE SHAME OF IGNORANCE??
T-Rex: Seriously though, please, proceed, I'm metaphorically all ears
