T-Rex: The population of the world in 4000 BC is estimated to be 7 million people! 7 million dudes!
T-Rex: Dudes! That's not that many dudes!
T-Rex: For comparision, New York City is the entire population of 4000BC all hanging out together. Last year, Apple talked everyone from 4000BC into buying AT LEAST one iPad each. Twenty-four 4000BC Earths log onto Facebook EVERY DAY, and that's just a website for when you want to share your personal information with a monolithic corporation that never forgets!!
T-Rex: When you measure things in 4000BC Earths, things get kinda crazy!
Utahraptor: I demand further examples!
T-Rex: DONE.
T-Rex: I did a search for "Lady Gaga" and it turns out we maintain a Lady Gaga webpage in memoriam of every single person from 4000BC Earth. Sorry, no, that's not right. We maintain SEVENTEEN OF THEM.
Utahraptor: Welcome to the world of tomorrow?
T-Rex: Yes, welcome, folks from 4000BC! Thanks for being our ancestors!
T-Rex: As a token of our appreciation, we've typed out the word "boner" onto the internet one time for each and every one of you. No need to thank us!
T-Rex: You've been dead six thousand years!
