T-Rex: So I've been working on a little project: a secret internet diary! And today it's finished!
T-Rex: Today I have fully documented ONE WEEK of my life!
T-Rex: Granted, it's not THAT long a period, but -
God: HOLD ON A SECOND T-REX THIS IS CRAZY
God: THIS IS INCREDIBLE
T-Rex: The nap I described in the third post? Yes, it was stupen-
God: NO IF YOU TAKE THE RAW CODE OF YOUR DIARY PAGE CONVERT IT TO BINARY AND PUT IT IN ONE FILE IT'S
God: IT'S A FULLY FUNCTIONAL NES GAME
T-Rex: What? Seriously?! That's amazing!!
Utahraptor: What's amazing?!
T-Rex: Utahraptor: I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE AN NES GAME IN BINARY WHILE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF. The odds of that happening are ASTRONOMICALLY small!! My week must really have been something!
Utahraptor: Holy cow! What's the game about??
T-Rex: I don't know! I'm gonna go home and find out RIGHT NOW!
Narrator: AT T-REX'S HOUSE:
T-Rex: The activities of my last week have, incredibly, resulted in an entirely average game where you're Mario, wearing a Luigi hat, pouring applesauce on little happy-faced female symbols.
T-Rex: Life! It's confusing sometimes!