T-Rex: It's true, everyone!
T-Rex: Your parents were totally awesome!
T-Rex: They made a series of decisions small and large that led to their meeting and your birth, which sounds boring until I rephrase it and tell you they held THE VERY FACT OF YOUR LIFE in their hands, casually and unwittingly playing with the essence of your existence! Also, they lived in a world where you didn't even exist, which is something YOU'LL never be able to say!
Utahraptor: That doesn't make my parents awesome!
T-Rex: Sure it does!
T-Rex: Living in a universe without you? It was TOTALLY RAD, Utahraptor. I'd tell you more about it, but, you know.
T-Rex: It's too awesome.
Utahraptor: Man, you're not that much older than me!
Off panel: Besides, if we live for the same amount of time then I'LL get to live in a world where you no longer exist!
T-Rex: What?! Do - do you think it's going to be cool??
Off panel: Maybe!!
T-Rex: Noooooo
