T-Rex: Maybe I'm aiming too low with getting a street named after me. Maybe the REAL awesomeness is when you get a CITY named after you!
T-Rex: It worked for Mr. Chicago!
Dromiceiomimus: Actually, "Chicago" is a corruption of a local word, "shikaakwa", for wild onion.
T-Rex: Fine! It worked for Mr. Saskatoon!
Dromiceiomimus: ...Actually, that's from a Cree word for "berries".
T-Rex: MADAME KOSOVO??
Dromiceiomimus: Okay, that's a country, and that's stemming from the Slavic word "kos", for "blackbird".
T-Rex: FINE. You know what?
Utahraptor: "Fine"?
T-Rex: FINE.
T-Rex: I'll get friggin' FOODSTUFFS named after me, because clearly when someone needs to know what to name something, they just spit out whatever is in their mouth, stare at the mess in their hands, and say "Okay, sure - call this city TOMATO PASTE CENTRAL".
Utahraptor: Good luck! You'll need it, I think!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Attention, everyone! Granny Smith apples are way more awesome if you call them "T-Rex FlavrCrunchZ 2K10!"
T-Rex: ...Wait, hold on! That name offends even me!!
