T-Rex: Congratulations! You know how to read.
Narrator: YOU ARE LITERATE
Narrator: a web card
T-Rex: I don't mean that you are literate in the sense that you've read a lot of books, or that you can bring up the perfect literary quotation to suit a given situation. I mean that your knowledge of language is sufficient to understand what I'm saying. Right now, by reading these words, you are at least getting the gist of it.
T-Rex: Again: CONGRATULATIONS.
Utahraptor: But you're not writing, you're speaking!
T-Rex: Perhaps!
T-Rex: But perhaps I intend to write down these words later, and then create a card out of them, and then hand this card out to people. Perhaps that!
Utahraptor: Well in that case you should cut out this conversation, because it's largely irrelevant.
T-Rex: INDEED!!
T-Rex: But!
T-Rex: Maybe I'll forget to though
