T-Rex: I've come across a way of making any otherwise-simple sentence sinister and creepy! The secret is simple:
T-Rex: The secret is whispering!
T-Rex: It works as follows: assume it's your birthday today, Dromiceiomimus. If I were to say, "Happy birthday, Dromiceiomimus!" that would sound normal, yes? Dromiceiomimus: Yes! T-Rex: But check out what happens if I whisper! T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 happy birthday dromiceiomimus Dromiceiomimus: Oh my goodness!
Utahraptor: Ooh, do it on me! Pretend I got a new shirt or something! T-Rex: Okay, I'll try!
T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 that shirt looks good on you, utahraptor T-Rex: 〚tiny〛 it looks good on your body Utahraptor: Oh wow!
T-Rex: See? Creeeeepy!
What are the haps my friends
it is okay to buy this, it is okay to love this
This comic is from April 14th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
