God: SO YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD HUH
T-Rex: Yep!
God: HOW WAS IT
T-Rex: ...Tall?
God: T-REX THAT IS THE WORST ANSWER THAT HAS EVER BEEN GIVEN TO THAT QUESTION
God: I SAY THIS AS GOD AND TRULY WITHOUT HYPERBOLE
T-Rex: Whatever, man! It WAS tall. It was also cold! It was cold, and tall.
God: I'M WRITING THIS DOWN SO I CAN PUT OUT A NEW BIBLE CALLED "BIBLE 2: GUESS WHAT? T-REX BLOWS AT DESCRIBING MOUNTAINS"
T-Rex: Aw, MAN!
Utahraptor: What's up?
T-Rex: God's gonna put out a new Bible in which he makes fun of my powers of TAUTOLOGICAL DESCRIPTION.
Utahraptor: Sometimes, my friend, you have problems that I really don't know how to help you with.
T-Rex: It's okay! You tried!
God: T-REX I MIGHT INSTEAD CALL IT "BIBLE II: GUESS WHAT? GOD RULES THE SCHOOLS AT EATIN' SLOPPY JOES"
T-Rex: Do - do you actually rule the schools at eating Sloppy Joes though?
God: LET ME TELL YOU T-REX
God: IT'S THE NEW GOOD NEWS
