Narrator: T-REX AND UTAHRAPTOR ARE GOING TO CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST:
T-Rex: Sure are! How hard could it be? It's just like climbing stairs, only longer!

T-Rex: And if I stay too long at the top of the stairs, I'll die!

Dromiceiomimus: Are you guys serious about this? I know that Everest has become touristy lately, but I didn't know that they let just anyone climb it!
T-Rex: They sure do. We're going STRAIGHT TO THE TOP, baby! We'll see if the deadly Everest Eliminator exists or not. SOME claim he's a wacky murderer who pushes people off the peak when they're least expecting it! Others say that's stupid.

Utahraptor: That's not why we're going!
T-Rex: Sure it is!

Utahraptor: We're going Because It's There. And also Because We Won Free Tickets, From The Radio. Also because hired sherpas will do most of the work!
T-Rex: Well, I'M going because it's there AND to prove that there's no murderer called the Everest Eliminator at the top.
Utahraptor: FINE.

Narrator: LATER, BACK AT SEA LEVEL:
Off panel: The Everest Eliminator is actually a pretty nice guy, huh?
T-Rex: He only tried to push me a li'l!