Devil: T-REX HAVE YOU ACQUIRED ANY NEW VIDEO GAME CONSOLES OF LATE
T-Rex: Nope!
Devil: THAT IS A COLOSSALLY STAGGERING DISAPPOINTMENT
T-Rex: Man, you're the Devil - buy your own video games! You must have "Hellbux™" or something!
Devil: YES BUT DUE TO CONTINUED FISCAL MISMANAGEMENT I HAVE FEW REMAINING HELLBUX AND CAN ONLY AFFORD TO EMULATE CLASSIC GAMES ON MY CLASSIC COMPUTER
Devil: I HAVE AN ABUNDANCE OF SNES ROMS
Devil: ALSO
Devil: FREE TIME
T-Rex: Okay! Good to know!
Devil: SO CAN YOU BUY A CONSOLE AND THEN I CAN COME OVER
T-Rex: Aw, come on. No!
Utahraptor: No what?
Devil: I CAN ASSURE YOU OF GOOD TIMES AND FURTHER OF MY PROCURING OF BRAND-NAME POTATO CHIPS
T-Rex: One sec, Utahraptor. FINE. If I ever get a new video game console you can come over and play video games on it. ONCE.
Utahraptor: Sweet!
Devil: SWEET
Narrator: LATER:
Devil: T-REX THIS INTELLIVISION IS OLDER THAN MY GRANDMOTHER
T-Rex: You have a grandmother?! How does that fit into Judeo-Christian normative beliefs?
Devil: IT IS GOING TO BE A SURPRISE
