T-Rex: Who here would like to hear an old joke about oatmeal?
God: DAAAMN
God: I WOULD
T-Rex: Then here we go!
T-Rex: Okay okay, so there's this monastery, with three monks, and only one monk is allowed to speak, once, each year. They take turns! The first year, at breakfast, the first monk speaks and says "I hate oatmeal." A year later, again at breakfast, the second monk speaks and says "I love oatmeal." Finally, one year later, the last monk gets to speak and HE says "I'm tired of this constant bickering about oatmeal!"
T-Rex: Hee hee! Comedy gold!
Utahraptor: Aw, that's an old joke!
T-Rex: BUT A GOOD ONE! It's funny, I think, because the conversation is spread over three years, and NORMALLY, you'd expect monks not to talk about oatmeal for that long.
Utahraptor: I think it's funny because monks are normally thought of as holy, not as oatmeal obsessed OR oatmeal loathing!
God: I THINK IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BASED ON A TRUE STORY
T-Rex: Is it?
God: WELL NO BUT I CAN MAKE IT SO IT IS IF YOU WANT
T-Rex: Dude!!
T-Rex: I'm afraid I'll have to insist!
