Narrator: COMICS FOR HETEROSEXUAL CHICKS AND TOTALLY GAY DUDES!
Narrator: today's comic
Narrator: HOW TO GET A MAN TO LIKE YOU

T-Rex: Okay heterosexual chicks and totally gay dudes! Getting a man to like you is TRIVIAL.

T-Rex: Have you tried sexing him up?
Narrator: THE END

Utahraptor: T-Rex, that's terrible!
T-Rex: Hee hee!

T-Rex: What's terrible? I'm just propagating the stereotype that all men want is sex and that if you want to attract one, then you should have sex with him as soon as possible, and he'll be yours for as long as you keep trading sex for intimac-
T-Rex: Wait, that is terrible.
Utahraptor: Uh-huh!

T-Rex: ATTENTION, all heterosexual chicks and gay dudes! Don't listen to me!
Multiple off-panel voices: It's too late, T-Rex! We're going to have sex with men RIGHT NOW!!
T-Rex: SERIOUSLY??