Narrator: COMICS FOR DUDES AND LESBIANS!
Narrator: today's comic:
Narrator: HOW TO GET A WOMAN TO LIKE YOU
T-Rex: Okay dudes and lesbians! Getting a woman to like you is easy!
T-Rex: There are plenty of websites, magazine articles and body spray ads that will reassure you that women are just conquests without agency and that they won't have sex with you unless you suggest it to them first. My advice is DIFFERENT. My advice is rooted in reality and allows for women actually wanting the intercourse sometimes!
Utahraptor: Okay, so let's hear it!
T-Rex: The advice?
Utahraptor: Yeah. Let's hear this modern, sexually enlightened advice that applies to both lesbians AND dudes.
T-Rex: WELL, for that you'll have to buy my book, "Dudes! Lesbians! Guess What? Here is How to Get Women to Like You". But since we're friends, I'll give you a sneak peek!
T-Rex: "CHAPTER 3: At The Bar. There are sometimes lots of women at the bar. If you want to talk to one, then maybe she will want to talk to you! Then you can become her favourite dude or lesbian."
Off panel: That's not very helpf-
T-Rex: "Intercourse ensues!"
