Narrator: DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE:
T-Rex: Later!
Narrator: THAT WAY'S OKAY
Narrator: NEVER USE THIS WAY PLEASE:
T-Rex: Compadres! I bid you each... ADIEU!
Narrator: THIS WAY IS ALSO PRETTY TERRIBLE:
T-Rex: It's not "goodbye", just - "farewell". This isn't the end, Dromiceiomimus, but merely the end of an era. One door closes as another opens, and we can't forever live in the past! A new, brighter tomorrow beckons.
Narrator: I DON'T KNOW WHERE T-REX IS GOING WITH THIS. IT IS JUST ONE CLICHÉ AFTER ANOTHER. IF I COULD TALK TO T-REX I WOULD SAY, HELLO T-REX, WHAT IS THE DEAL.
Narrator: HERE'S A GOOD WAY:
T-Rex: Hasta la vista, tiny woman!
Utahraptor: Stop it, T-Rex!
Narrator: THAT WAS GOOD BECAUSE WE ALL SAW TERMINATOR 2. THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD MOVIE
Utahraptor: I liked it.
T-Rex: Oh my God, me too!!
Narrator: ANYWAY IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO SAY GOODBYE.
Narrator: THE ONLY TIME IT IS HARD IS WHEN YOU ARE SAYING A FINAL GOODBYE TO SOMEONE WHO MEANS MORE TO YOU THAN ANYTHING:
T-Rex: I'll always love you!
Narrator: WORDS WILL SEEM TRITE AND YOU'LL FOREVER REGRET YOUR INABILITY TO EXPRESS YOURSELF. THE END!