T-Rex: I am a dude with a lot of OPINIONS. Sexy opinions?
T-Rex: Hells yes!
T-Rex: But ALSO, all sorts of opinions, including the UNSEXY. Give me a subject, Dromiceiomimus, and I'll demonstrate!
Dromiceiomimus: Okay - lemons!
T-Rex: I am for them! Citrus is INSANE!
Dromiceiomimus: Premarital sex!
T-Rex: Well, um, you must be both prepared and careful, and decide for yourself?
Utahraptor: My friend, a dude with so many opinions should have his own website, just for them!
T-Rex: Oh wow!
T-Rex: Can I do that? A website just for my opinions? Is that seriously allowed??
Utahraptor: I do believe so!
T-Rex: Sweet!! I'm so doing it. I'm going home RIGHT NOW and making a website with all my awesome opinions! It will REVOLUTIONIZE the internet!
Narrator: WALKING HOME, T-REX HAS AN EVEN BETTER IDEA:
T-Rex: Oh man!!
〚T-Rex imagines a website〛
Website: 〚large pink〛 Dogs
Website: DOES EVERYONE LOVE DOGS???
Website: You can eat them but you shouldn't.
Website: 〚animated "under construction" image〛
