Narrator: MORE REGRET

T-Rex: I regret spilling a glass of ginger ale on an architect!

Dromiceiomimus: I regret the first time I met someone with a thick accent: she was older than I, and we had a little trouble communicating initially, because of the accent. But as I repeated myself to her I found myself unintentionally speaking both slowly AND loudly. I only did it for a little while, and as soon as I realized it I stopped, but I still felt ashamed. I was talking to her like she was dumb, just because of the accent! I was the stereotypical ignorant racist.

T-Rex: Aw MAN! Dromiceiomimus wins the regret competition AGAIN!!
Utahraptor: We're out of our league!

T-Rex: We need to do some Olympic-class screw ups and feel REALLY bad about them if we're ever going to win.
Utahraptor: I know, I know! But it seems she's got a regret for every occasion. How can we compete with that?

Narrator: LATER, PROFANELY SPYING ON DROMICEIOMIMUS:
T-Rex: She's just sadly staying at home, Utahraptor! Man! She's probably regretting things RIGHT NOW!
T-Rex: Fuck me!