T-Rex: Hey, God, would you still hang out with me if I didn't have any friends?
God: HAHA NOPE
Narrator: WHAT IF I HAD NO FRIENDS COMICS
Narrator: starring t-rex the dinosaur
T-Rex: I'm serious! I figure it's harder to make that first friend than it is to make the 20th, and I'm concerned that if I moved to a new town where I didn't know anybody, I wouldn't have any friends.
Dromiceiomimus: You're good at making friends though, T-Rex! You're not shy!
T-Rex: But that's just it - I'm just not shy around FRIENDS! It is a catch 22 in my social life!
Utahraptor: Well, how did you make friends the first time?
T-Rex: I don't remember, man!
T-Rex: I must have been two years old or something. But I've used that first friend as a seed to get me all my other friends and now I have this irrational fear that my house of cards will come crashing down around me!
Utahraptor: Hah! Looks like you'd better be EXTRA nice to us then!
T-Rex: Wait. Wait - I have the solution! All we have to do is make a legally binding promise to be best friends forever, purely out of fear of being alone!
T-Rex: T- That's attractive, right?
