Narrator: VALENTINE'S DAY EVE:
T-Rex: Okay, this time for sure! I will avoid any troubles on Valentine's Day by simply IGNORING IT. I will deny this manufactured holiday its very existence!
T-Rex: Have I, perhaps, solved the "Valentine's Day Problem" once and for all?
Dromiceiomimus: Aww! That's kind of sad, T-Rex. What if someone gives you a so-bad-they're-good valentine, like those little ones with pictures of cars that say things like "I wheelie like you"? Would you really want to turn those down?
T-Rex: Huh! I actually hadn't considered ironic valentines, which I do like. Hmm...
Utahraptor: And what if someone wants you to be their valentine for real?
T-Rex: Well...!
Utahraptor: Seriously! What happens if a gorgeous, intelligent, funny woman asks you to be her valentine tomorrow? Are you going to shoot her down because you're denying that Valentine's Day exists?
T-Rex: My friend, I will handle that situation by simply "ignoring my principles" and "reversing my position".
Narrator: ANYWAY, T-REX ENDS UP SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE:
T-Rex: 〚thinks〛 Why do they call it "lactose intolerant"? They should call it, "lactose inconsiderate".
