Narrator: LOGICAL SOLUTIONS TO EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
Narrator: a comic to solve all your emotional problems
T-Rex: Alright! Who here has some emotional problems they'd like solved once and for all?
Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex! Maybe you could help my friend, whose husband makes her jealous because he maintains friendships with women from work.
T-Rex: Your friend should be less jealous! There is nothing wrong with friendship, and you should tell your friend to be less jealous. Yes - this problem is truly solved, thanks to logic!
Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex! I've also got an emotional problem that needs solving.
T-Rex: I am your man!
Utahraptor: How come when people have emotional problems, logical solutions don't usually seem to help, and rather a more difficult emotional solution seems called for?
T-Rex: This occurs simply because these people are placing their emotions over the warm embrace of cold, steely logic.
Narrator: THE END
Narrator: SO YEAH I HOPE THIS HELPS
