T-Rex: If I were to be reincarnated, I would like it to be as one of those big machines that eats smaller machines for an audience.
Narrator: T-REX IN: REINCARNATION COMICS
T-Rex: What? They're awesome.
Narrator: BUT THEN!
Utahraptor: Does reincarnation work on machines?
T-Rex: What, you're going to shoot down my idea?
Utahraptor: No, I've just never heard reincarnation including things that, you know - aren't alive.
T-Rex: Some people believe that you can come back as plants! They're BARELY alive.
Utahraptor: They support the entire food chain!
T-Rex: BARELY. So barely! I've seriously never been impressed with a plant.
Off panel: Even sunflowers? They tilt to follow the sun!
T-Rex: Don't get me started about sunflowers. God! Their salty, boring seeds!