T-Rex: I am a dude in need of a catchy slogan. Something to put under my name on business cards to convince people they should associate with me and maybe be my friend!
T-Rex: Something like, "T-Rex: Your Man In ANY Situation!"
Dromiceiomimus: That probably sounds more sexually permissive than you intended, T-Rex. T-Rex: It is a work in progress! Dromiceiomimus: Okay! How about, "T-Rex: Better Than You Might Expect"? T-Rex: Hah! No, I'm actually looking for slogans that are POSITIVE.
Utahraptor: "T-Rex: Not A Pedophile (Just So You Know)"? T-Rex: Man, that's not positive either!
Utahraptor: How about "T-Rex: Your Shortcomings and Regrets, Personified!" T-Rex: That's even less positive than the first one!! Utahraptor: "T-Rex: That Awful Taste in your Mouth, First Thing in the Morning" T-Rex: No! I'd be a tasty taste in the morning!
Narrator: LATER: Off panel: "T-Rex: Like Waking Up Covered in Someone Else's Blood, But In A Good Way" T-Rex: I HAVE LONG SINCE STOPPED SOLICITING SUGGESTIONS, UTAHRAPTOR. T-Rex: Not bad, though!
What are the haps my friends
all your problems are over
This comic is from January 25th, 2006! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
