T-Rex: Oh, it's true! If it was even MARGINALLY in style, I would grow mutton chops.
Narrator: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF T-REX
Dromiceiomimus: Aw, T-Rex, you'd be one of those guys with deliberate facial hair?
T-Rex: In a second! I love the grizzled prospector look. Actually, no, that's not even true - I love PRETENDING to be a grizzled prospector. The facial hair would just be the grizzly icing on the prospector cake!
Utahraptor: I really don't think it would be that fetching a look on you, T-Rex!
T-Rex: That's okay! I have backup plans.
T-Rex: Backup plan "A" is labelled "handlebar moustache"!
Utahraptor: You really wish you were a hairy guy born a hundred years ago, don't you?
T-Rex: Sometimes I do! I wonder what it'd be like.
God: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW T-REX BECAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE
T-Rex: Really?
God: YEAH BASICALLY YOU DIE OF SYPHILIS AT 30 BUT YOU LEAVE THIS TOTALLY HAIRY CORPSE
