Narrator: THE DAY DROMICEIOMIMUS INVITED PEOPLE TO A PARTY TOO EARLY
Narrator: (in comic form!)

T-Rex: Well! I certainly hope I don't get prematurely invited to any PARTIES today!

Narrator: BUT THEN...!
Dromiceiomimus: Hey T-Rex, do you want to hang out on New Year's Eve?
T-Rex: What? But it's barely November. You're planning this now?
Dromiceiomimus: Yep! It's not going to be that big of a party, but I thought people might be in high demand, so I'm asking now.
T-Rex: I - I guess I don't have any other plans!

T-Rex: Huh! That was weird!
Utahraptor: What was?

T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus invited me to a party like two months in advance! But - more weird was that I was actually musing about not wanting to be prematurely invited to any parties just before she spoke to me. It's incredible.
Utahraptor: That's so unlikely. It's such a weird thing to worry about.

T-Rex: I know! I'm freaking out over here. This is me:
T-Rex: HUH??? CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN THE CONFLUX OF THESE TWO EVENTS??
T-Rex: That's seriously me right now!