Narrator: T-REX HAS DECIDED TO STALK SOMEONE:
T-Rex: I've decided to stalk a friend! Hah hah, why not? I will be the person they least suspect!
T-Rex: This is because I'm violating the understood limits of our friendship!
T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, I'm going to let you in on a secret, okay? I have decided to stalk Utahraptor! Can you help me out?
Dromiceiomimus: I can, and I will! This is all in good fun, right?
T-Rex: RIGHT. We are NOT allowed to murder him.
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER:
Utahraptor: T-Rex, I think I've got a stalker!
T-Rex: Hee! That's too bad!
Utahraptor: Yeah, it's not actually that bad a deal yet. This guy just calls me and tells me he knows where I live, and I'm like, okay, and then he giggles and hangs up. I think he's new to this. Sometimes a woman calls too.
T-Rex: Hee hee!
Narrator: A FEW DAYS LATER: CONSEQUENCES!
T-Rex: Cheese it, the fuzz!
