T-Rex: Man, how great would it be to have a TATTOO? Assuming it does not go disastrously wrong, it would be super cool!

Narrator: T-REX'S BIG TATTOO

Dromiceiomimus: How would it go disastrously wrong?
T-Rex: Oh, you know - the usual. I get a tattoo of some figure in popular culture and it turns out that figure is a crazy racist. We've all been there, right?
T-Rex: We've probably all been there.

Utahraptor: Hey, I've got a great idea, T-Rex: let's get tattoos together!
T-Rex: Like, twin tattoos?

Utahraptor: No, like we both get tattoos at the same time - for moral support. Twin tattoos? You were thinking we'd each get separate halves of the yin yang symbol or something?
T-Rex: Yeah, I guess I was! Hah hah! That WOULD be pretty crazy.

T-Rex: We'd have to press our tattoos together to make them line up, and all the people would think we're married! Plus what if we got the tattoos on our lips?
T-Rex: Okay! I'm going to stop talking now!