Narrator: T-REX AS CULTURAL CRITIC:
T-Rex: What's with mainstream music nowadays? It's all so BAD. If I wanted facile lyrics, I would just write them myself and make sure not to try very hard!
T-Rex: All the music I hear on the radio has lyrics by Timmy!
T-Rex: Plus I saw this painting of a woman the other day, and it was clear that the painter had no idea what he was doing! It's as if someone just described to him in passing what a woman looked like, and he was all, "I got it, guys!" Everything was just a little off. It was a portrait by Timmy!
Utahraptor: Who is this "Timmy" guy?
T-Rex: He's a rhetorical dude!
T-Rex: He's also my new critical trademark. When something is really juvenile, I'll say it's by Timmy. It implies so much earnest ineptitude!
Utahraptor: T-Rex! All you're going to do IN THE BEST CASE is ruin the name of real people called "Timmy"!
T-Rex: Man, I already did that before with my safe-sex campaign! Remember? "It is almost certain that you will contract STDs from guys named Timmy"?
T-Rex: Hah hah! Ouch for Timmy!
