T-Rex: Some larger cities are plagued by advertising trucks: trucks paid to just drive around in the downtown core with giant advertising placards mounted on the back. The hell? I disagree with this in the strongest way possible!
T-Rex: And generally I'm a seriously easy-going dude!
T-Rex: They're just so WRONG. They're causing unnecessary pollution in an area that already probably has problems with air quality, PLUS, they're congesting the road and making our cities more corporate and less beautiful. They're ugly, and the whole idea is self-centred, and thoughtless, and the worst kind of capitalism.
Utahraptor: Oh man, those ad trucks piss ME off too!
T-Rex: Really? You don't think I'm going overboard?
Utahraptor: Not at all! It's aggressive advertising that intrudes on our public spaces, and since it adds to congestion on the roads, ACTUALLY MAKES PEOPLE'S LIVES QUANTIFIABLY WORSE. The time lost stuck behind an ad truck can be traced directly to some jerk who thought his message was more important than minutes from your LIFE.
God: SERIOUSLY GUYS I HATE THOSE AD TRUCKS TOO
T-Rex: Then why don't you do anything about it?
God: I HAVE MAN
God: ANYONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE OF THEM ENDS UP BEING REINCARNATED AS THE UGLIEST POO BUG IN THE WORLD
God: ZING
