T-Rex: Man, if I were sent back in time 200 years, I could easily make myself into a serious king by "inventing" things two hundred years too early!
T-Rex: Easily!
T-Rex: I couldn't invent penicillin because I don't know what mold is used, but I could do stuff with electricity! Like... magnetically levitated trains? Oooh, and electric fly swatters! Dromiceiomimus: I could approximate some great works of fiction! T-Rex: With our powers combined, we'd be unstoppable!
Utahraptor: I'm not really sure that I could invent anything useful, though! T-Rex: Why not?
Utahraptor: I don't really have much of a great mechanical understanding. Could I design and build an internal combustion engine? The answer is no. ALTHOUGH, come to think of it, I could invent modern foods like chips and poutine!
T-Rex: Dude!! T-Rex: We could also invent women's rights, and then totally take all the credit for it!
What are the haps my friends
gosh well would you look at that
This comic is from June 14th, 2005! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?
