T-Rex: Today is Valentine's day!
T-Rex: Hah hah! Sucks to THAT!
T-Rex: I believe it to be a MANUFACTORED HOLIDAY. Last year it brought me nothing but trouble, so this year I am going out of my way to make sure that everyone knows they don't have to celebrate their love if they don't want to!
Utahraptor: Isn't that kind of a jerky thing to do?
T-Rex: Perhaps!
Utahraptor: More than perhaps! Lots of people just use Valentine's day as an excuse for spending time with their sweeties, commercialism or not. Nothing ruins a romantic evening like a T-Rex barging in and calling it a corporate-sponsored fraud!
Narrator: IT'S TRUE:
Off panel: You jerk!
T-Rex: You'll thank me when you share my politics!
