T-Rex: I'm tired of movies and plays and radio dramas in which all the characters have such snappy dialogue!
T-Rex: It's unrealistic!
T-Rex: It really yanks me out of the moment. How am I supposed to imagine myself being there, when everyone talks like they know their lines?
T-Rex: And also, sometimes everyone talks like they're part of a larger work with a distinct thematic focus. Forget that!
Utahraptor: So you want "natural" dialogues in your constructed fictions?
T-Rex: Yep!
T-Rex: And, um -
T-Rex: Sorry, what were we talking about there? I just remembered I have to mail a letter today.
Utahraptor: Man, nevermind!
T-Rex: Oh ho! Did I just do that on purpose? AM I REALLY THAT CLEVER??
T-Rex: What's for dinner?
