T-Rex: Wow, you'd think card companies would be on top of the latest trends in Cardworthy Moments, but APPARENTLY NOT??

T-Rex: Apparently it's up to ME to do their job for them??

Narrator: YOU GOT A NEW VIDEO GAME AND IT SUITS YOU PERFECTLY
Narrator: I'm So Happy You're Playing It So Much And Talking About It To Me

Narrator: CONGRATULATIONS! ON YOUR DIVORCE
Narrator: Everyone Is Happier Now - Including Us, Your Friends

Narrator: WOW, WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR HALF MY LIFE
Narrator: That's Honestly Incredible, And I'm So Delighted We Reached This Milestone
Narrator: Clearly You Are A Great Friend, And Clearly, I'm Not So Bad Myself
Narrator: Let Us Party

Narrator: Sorry I Threw Up In That Car You Ordered For Me Under Your Account And Now Your Rating Got Dinged Even Though It Wasn't You Who Threw Up And Then Kept Muttering "Mamma Mia" Because You Were Drunk Enough To Think You Were Italian
Narrator: "My Bad"