Narrator: T-REX HAS BECOME BOSS OF THE WORLD!
T-Rex: It was an accident! I didn't mean to!!
T-Rex: However, I WILL be enforcing my will on the world immediately!
T-Rex: First order of business: "flammable" now means "can burn" and INflammable now means "can't burn". We are DONE with two words that SHOULD be opposites meaning the exact same thing.
Dromiceiomimus: But I thought you were a fan of "dust" meaning "remove dust" and also "cover with dust"?
T-Rex: ...FRIG, WAIT - I AM!
Utahraptor: Aha! You are fallible and inconsistent, and thus your will cannot help but be likewise!
T-Rex: DANG IT.
T-Rex: You're right, you're right. I had entertained the fantasy that simply if someone REASONABLE and SENSIBLE were in charge all our problems could be mended, but look at me: I messed up my very first decree! This is a CATASTROPHE. This was a bad idea from the start!!
Narrator: T-REX DOES HOWEVER SUCCESSFULLY END WORLD HUNGER WITH HIS NEXT DECREE:
T-Rex: Not good enough!
Off panel: But T-Rex -
T-Rex: Words are still WEIRD!!
