T-Rex: If you say "I'm feeling blue" we all know you're sad! This colour has successfully been associated with an emotion!
T-Rex: And it's not the only one!
T-Rex: You can be green with envy, and people are like "Ah, yes, I understand that". Another success!
Dromiceiomimus: And you can be in the pink, and older folks will say "Ah yes, it means you're healthy" while younger folks will be like "lol what".
T-Rex: And a partial success is still a success!
Utahraptor: But there are SO MANY other colours!
T-Rex: EXACTLY!
T-Rex: What does "That makes me feel really orange" mean? When I say "I'm fuchsia with..." what word do you expect to come next? We have a full SPECTRUM of emotions, and a LITERAL full spectrum of colours, and it's time we started PAIRING 'EM OFF!
Utahraptor: I love it!!
Narrator: AND SO:
T-Rex: I'm feeling #FF00AA.
Off panel: You know, ever since we started precisely quantifying emotions with hex codes, I know EXACTLY how you feel.
T-Rex: The world is OBJECTIVELY BETTER now!!
