T-Rex: Dracula, who was in the public domain so long as he didn't do things that were in his more recent movies, laughed.
T-Rex: Because HE was definitely NOT going do to any of those things!
T-Rex: For you see, THIS Dracula was a copywriter who freelanced for a small set of tech companies. He'd take notes during presentations from software developers on how their code worked, and then produce documentation for said code.
Dromiceiomimus: Is he a vampire? Does he vant to suck their blood?
T-Rex: Not hardly! He vants to ensure his documents make all stakeholders happy!!
Utahraptor: But why call him "Dracula" then? He's got nothing to do with the guy we all know!
T-Rex: Easy!
T-Rex: A) The name rules, and more people should use it. B) Having well-documented code ALSO rules and more people should know that too. C) On the VERY LAST PAGE, he gets bit by a vampire, and winks at the camera as he says "Here ve go again...!"
Off panel: ...I might just read the sequel then.
T-Rex: Oh, haha! No.
T-Rex: No, there will be no sequels whatsoever
