T-Rex: I'm a guy who takes big steps. I got a large stride!
T-Rex: And these big ol' walkin' sticks are gonna do their thing!!
T-Rex: When I'm alone I can move at top speed - aka COMFORTABLE SPEED - but when I'm with OTHER people, I gotta slow down to match them, manually walking in all these wee tiny steps!
T-Rex: And I'm ALWAYS with other people!!
Utahraptor: And to think that I'll never know your suffering!
T-Rex: Ah, but you do!
T-Rex: Recall that there's a whole GENRE of video games with escort missions wherein the person you're escorting moves FASTER than your walk speed, but SLOWER than your run speed!
Utahraptor: Right! Argh, that's SO annoying! Why can't THEIR speed match MINE??
Off panel: ...Oh my gosh. T-Rex, I - I GET IT now. I'm so sorry.
T-Rex: Thank you. And yet, the TRUE apology is as follows: please walk 15% faster ALL THE TIME
