T-Rex: The water cycle means that some of the water we're drinking will be the SAME WATER that people millions of years from now drink too! It's the circle of life!
T-Rex: And by "life", I mean "water"!
T-Rex: Isn't that neat? Water's just being endlessly recycled, and some day, perhaps 65 million years or so later, the VERY SAME WATER that I'm currently peeing and crying will be drunk by FUTURE EARTHLINGS!
Dromiceiomimus: You're currently peeing and crying?
T-Rex: On a geologic timescale: yes!!
Utahraptor: There's gotta be a way to pitch this that isn't "future generations will drink my tears."
T-Rex: And pee!
T-Rex: It's just - I spend a lot of time thinking of what my legacy will be, so it's comforting to know that no matter what I do, the water that comes out of me in its various forms will be the very same water that someone in the distant future will drink. We're all just chugging recycled pee, and that's beautiful!!
Narrator: LATER, T-REX LEARNS ABOUT THE PSEUDOSCIENTIFIC BELIEF IN HOMEOPATHIC DILUTIONS AND COMBINES THAT WITH THE FACT THAT EARTH'S WATER IS UPCYCLED PEE AND HE'S LIKE:
T-Rex: Ew, what do they think my old pee does for them?
Narrator: THAT'S WHAT HE'S LIKE
