Narrator: FACTS ABOUT PLANES
Narrator: a comic filled with fun plane facts
T-Rex: Hooray!
Narrator: FOR WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND ARE ALONE AND UNEXPECTEDLY PILOTING A PLANE
T-Rex: OH CRAP. Um - wow, okay, first off, you're really lucky to have a comic even TANGENTIALLY related to your current situation that's on or about your person right now. The odds of that must be -
Dromiceiomimus: PLANE FACTS, T-Rex! Quickly!
Utahraptor: Ideally facts focused on landing a plane or at least not crashing it for a li'l bit!!
T-Rex: FRIG!!
T-Rex: In this situation the thing you want to do is radio air traffic control, and they will have experts on the ground who can guide you through a landing. Look for a microphone or headset mic. Failing that look for a "VHF" machine which will be a very high frequency radio: there should be one AND a backup!
Off panel: That's - surprisingly useful advice. Wow! Good thing we were here after all!
T-Rex: Yep! Tell air traffic control that T-Rex sent ya! AFTER you declare your emergency, I mean.
T-Rex: You can try opening with it but they tend to get REAL MAD
