T-Rex: Romeo and Juliet, a self-insert fan fiction, by me, T-Rex.
T-Rex: *ahem*

T-Rex: [Your Name] woke up in the world of Romeo and Juliet!

T-Rex: "Wow", [Your Name] said, "I can't believe I'm here." [Your Name] ran over to find Romeo and Juliet, and were shocked to discover that they were LITERAL CHILDREN.
T-Rex: "Juliet is THIRTEEN," [Your Name] gasped, shocked. "Ew, gross. These are stupid kids and their parents were right to keep them apart."

T-Rex: "Seriously, once you get together you kill yourselves within the space of a long weekend", [Your Name] noted.
Utahraptor: True!

Utahraptor: But I should point out that this is less self-insert fanfiction and more a fix-it fic, wherein the writer corrects something that has annoyed them in canon.
T-Rex: It can be two things!

Narrator: TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, you did self-insert fix-it too, right? Like with HAMLET??
Off panel: hamlet's not based on me! he's based on a huge nerd i met!!
Off panel: i wrote a whole ass play to show everyone what a nerd he is, and i'd do it again!!