T-Rex: People - smart people, like PHILOSOPHER people - say that hate will eat you up and ruin your life!
T-Rex: And yet... I totally love it??
Dromiceiomimus: You love to hate people, T-Rex?
T-Rex: Not PEOPLE, no, but like - corporations? SYSTEMS! Oh, I can hate a system like you wouldn't believe. And I've got a whole bunch of corporations on my REVENGE LIST and it's SO SATISFYING to never ever ever consume their goods and services!
Utahraptor: This feels like a different thing than hate.
T-Rex: You're right. It's JUSTICE.
T-Rex: And every time I hate these companies so much that I never use them, I bring a little more JUSTICE into the world. And since justice is an intrinsic good, me carrying a grudge against a formless being for my entire life is ALSO intrinsically good!
Off panel: It's just - maybe you'd benefit from a SLIGHTLY deeper read of philosophy?
T-Rex: Nah, I'm good. I'm actually WAY more self-realized than I need to be and I think I'ma call it here