T-Rex: There may come a time in your life when a bunch of your friends get married, and you end up going to a bunch of weddings.

T-Rex: BUT!

T-Rex: There ALSO may also come a time in your life, later, after that first time, when a bunch of your friends get divorced - and then there AREN'T any parties to go to. Nobody throws divorce parties!
Dromiceiomimus: People absolutely throw divorce parties, T-Rex.
T-Rex: Wait, really?

Utahraptor: Yeah man! You can throw a party WHENEVER you want FOR whatever you want!

Utahraptor: Heck, you can just WALK INTO A STORE and BUY A CAKE for no reason. No reason! And you can buy yourself flowers! You can splash around at the water park and then go home and smell flowers and eat cake and play video games ANY TIME YOU WANT.
T-Rex: ...Why don't we do this all the time??

Off panel: I mean, WE all do - I just take a li'l break every day to check in with you. Welp, better get back to it!
T-Rex: So THIS is what it feels like to realize you're living life wrong! Huh!
T-Rex: ...
T-Rex: ...Huh.