T-Rex: Time for me to read a classic of English literature...
T-Rex: Lady Chatterley's Lover!!
Dromiceiomimus: Wow, T-Rex! I'm impressed. I never thought you'd be into an examination of the issues of class, industrialization, nature - as well as the search for integrity - all viewed through the lens of early 20th century British society!
T-Rex: Uh, yep!
T-Rex: That's me!!
T-Rex: Also it kiiiinda enters the public domain next year, and I want to be ready!
Utahraptor: Still counts, bud!
Utahraptor: I think any reason for reading classic literature is a good one, even if it's just "I wanna see if there's anything good in here I can now legally use for myself."
T-Rex: THANK YOU, Utahraptor. And now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to go read!!
Narrator: LATER:
T-Rex: Why did nobody tell me that classic literature could have SEX in it?? I thought this book would be boring!
T-Rex: Instead, I've had the distinct pleasure of reading the word "balls" no less than THIRTEEN TIMES!
