T-Rex: So a friend of mine got a cell phone!
T-Rex: I know!
T-Rex: I'm of the belief that some businessmen who are never in the office could use them, but that most people don't REALLY need one. Therefore, they are allowed to be teased by me!
T-Rex: Ho ho! They are allowed to be teased by me whenever they use their phone, even if it's in an emergency!
Utahraptor: But you didn't tease this person, right?
T-Rex: Right!
Utahraptor: Well, that's good. I think people with cell phones get teased enough.
T-Rex: It was going to be really good, though! I was going to call really early. I would have said, "DO YOU LIKE YOUR CELL PHONE NOW??"
T-Rex: "HELLO"