God: HEY T-REX YOU EVER THINK OF SHUTTING DOWN THIS UNIVERSE AND STARTING A NEW ONE
T-Rex: Uh -
T-Rex: Not... especially...?
God: OH
God: SO YOU NEVER THINK "WOW KNOWING THEN WHAT I DO NOW I COULD REALLY FIX SOME THINGS AROUND HERE"
God: YOU KNOW
God: THE PROBLEM OF EVIL
God: THAT SORT OF THING
T-Rex: Again, no?
God: AND THE IDEA WOULDN'T LIKE
God: OBSESS YOU
T-Rex: No it wouldn't!
Utahraptor: Huh?
T-Rex: I'm saying that if I were God, bud, I would absolutely NOT be obsessed with rebooting the universe, and INSTEAD I'd use my powers to look at all possible parallel universes, find the #1 best Star Trek episodes, and compile them all into one series SO INCREDIBLE it would melt even my OWN mind.
God: OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT AFTER YOU DID THAT
T-Rex: Well!
T-Rex: THEN I'd show them to my good buddy T-Rex
