T-Rex: A midlife crisis is when you realize you got old and so you buy a sports car to look and feel younger! But why are we limiting ourselves to that?

T-Rex: There are SO MANY other times in our lives when we can have crises!!

T-Rex: A tween crisis: when you realize you're young so you buy yourself a briefcase to feel older.
Dromiceiomimus: What about an early 20s crisis, when you think you're not having as much fun in your early 20s as everyone else??
T-Rex: Oh damn, that one's a CLASSIC!

Utahraptor: And let's not forget an END-OF-LIFE crisis!
T-Rex: Oh?

Utahraptor: Yeah, you know, when you're gonna die soon and you're like, damn, the saying was WRONG, and I really DO wish I spent more time at the office.
T-Rex: I mean - I guess we can add that to the list?

Narrator: THIS COMIC TAKES PLACE IN THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE UTAHRAPTOR LOVES WORKING AT THE OFFICE, I GUESS THAT WAS CLEAR BUT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
Off panel: I just love the office!!
T-Rex: Famously so!
Narrator: WELL BYE