T-Rex: Imagine screwing up so badly that the LANGUAGE ITSELF changes so that forevermore all who speak it will remember what a screwup you were.
T-Rex: For Captain Charles Boycott, this is no mere hypothetical!!
T-Rex: Boycott was a stern English landowner in Ireland who tried to evict his tenant farmers, and who was SO INCREDIBLY UNPOPULAR among the Irish that the peasants rose up against him! They induced all his employees to quit and no store would help him, leaving him all alone with his crops rotting in the fields!
Utahraptor: And then armed British troops came to harvest them, yeah?
T-Rex: Yeah, at a loss!
T-Rex: Anyway, Captain Boycott left Ireland, lived to see his name become a VERY unflattering verb, began using an assumed last name when travelling, and worst of all HE WASN'T EVEN A REAL CAPTAIN!! He just called himself that because he was good at sports??
Off panel: Wow, that's embarrassing. He really T-Rexed himself on that one.
T-Rex: NO
T-Rex: NO THAT'S NOT A THING
T-Rex: Friend we have fun and like jokes but THIS ENDS HERE
