T-Rex: This weekend, I go on a trip! I trip DOWN SOUTH.
T-Rex: Another friend of mine is getting married!
T-Rex: This will be my first heterosexual wedding. I'm excited! I got a nice card and everything! T-Rex: The only thing I'm worried about is the dancing. I have such big, manly feet that sometimes they get in the way!
Utahraptor: I can teach you how to dance! T-Rex: Oh, would you?
T-Rex: Now all the pretty girls will want to dance with me for sure!
What are the haps my friends
basically everyone will love you if you own this
This comic is from August 6th, 2004! I didn't write things down here back then. Or maybe I did, and they are now LOST FOREVER. But here is a random merchandise image; perhaps you are... tantalized?