T-Rex: Hi, I'm still mad about "content creator"! But now I have a solution.
T-Rex: I'MA RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
T-Rex: And the only way to do THAT is to self-identify as a content creator, and be so desperately, BRUTALLY uncool that everyone recoils from both me AND the word "content". That's the content I'M creating!
Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex --
T-Rex: Look, we've ALL created the occasional content here or there. This is mine!!
Utahraptor: But I like you as you are!
T-Rex: And I'm GLAD you gave that old content a like!
T-Rex: But the algorithm demands MORE content, and MY new content is not content to contend with your anti-content content!! As the Content Bible says, Isaiah 40:28, "The Lord is the Content Creator of the ends of the earth!"
T-Rex: "He will not grow tired, or weary, or forget to like and subscribe and let us know what he thinks in the comments."
Off panel: Is that the only Bible verse you've approximately memorized?
T-Rex: IT'S THE ONLY ONE I APPROXIMATELY NEED, BABY
