Narrator: TAP ELBOWS: T-Rex: Pros: Elbow fetishists are living their best lives! Dromiceiomimus: Cons: Nobody looks cool doing this!
Narrator: TAP FEET: Utahraptor: Pros: Foot fetishists are living their best lives! T-Rex: Cons: Also looks bad!!
Narrator: DO THE VULCAN LIVE LONG AND PROSPER GESTURE: T-Rex: Cons: Star Trek Enterprise wrote the Vulcans weirdly and I'm still mad about it! Utahraptor: Cons: May be construed as an invitation to discuss Star Trek with people who are still mad about how Enterprise wrote Vulcans!
Narrator: GIVE UP ON THE IDEA THAT WE SHOULD BE OBLIGATED TO TOUCH THE FLESH OF STRANGE PEOPLE WE'VE JUST MET WITH OUR OWN FLESH: T-Rex: Hi! Nice to meet you! T-Rex: I regret to inform you that I will not be participating in being colonized by your skin biome today
